WineRack Flask-Bra – Turns Your A Cups Into D Cups a Wine Bottle at a Time!

Turn an A cup in to double D’s AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on overpriced drinks! – No, this headline is not a joke. It is in fact dead serious. One might even call it. . . as dead serious as a boob job?!

What we’re talking about is the WineRack-Flask Bra. Effectively, this is a sports bra that any wine-o of a woman would give her right boob up for. Whether you’re speed walking with your wine-o best friend or going out for a night with your lady friends, or even your guy friends too, just fill it with the liquid of your choice in comparative relevance to the breast size of your desire, pop this sucker on under your shirt, and you’re good to go all night. Or, at the very least, until you drink all your boob juice. For the low low price of 29.99 you can have your very own juice carrier that can hold 64 shots, 7 beers, or 3 bottles of wine, plenty of juice to be the center of attention. Check out this video to see a similar product for guys – not as cool though.

So the way I see this, you’re essentially saving yourself what could be hundreds of dollars on drinks for a wild weekend, and potentially earning your fair share of admiring looks from the fella’s before they realize you’re just another wine-o. In case you saw a possible flaw for this product, its inflation size is not completely dependent on how full of liquid it is. Just a few blows into the straw keeps the party going. And if you think this product is on the creepy side of the fence, try rethinking it, after all, who doesn’t love boob juice that isn’t milk?!