We read and hear about scientific studies on a daily basis. News outlets and editorials always seem to be reporting on some sort of new finding, and most people don’t question them. Why should we? A scientist...
Archive - January 2012
Was a Mouse Found Inside a Can of Pepsi’s Mountain Dew?
So apparently Pepsi is being sued by a Madison County, Illinois man who claims he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. I know, pretty horrible right? But Pepsi came up with a hell-ova defense. They said if a mouse ever...
How the New Hanke Henry Calendar Will Work – What Day Will Your Birthday Land On?
There is nothing wrong with our current calendar, but people still think the Gregorian calendar is a pain in the rear. I love the fact that every year, my birthday lands on a different day – which is good because...
Stay Warm With a Wookiee Hoodie
You know, Chewbacca looked warm when he was running around all the different climates on Star Wars, I’m not sure if it had to do with the fact that he had 200 pounds of hair, but that’s a possibility...
The Area 51 Sci-FI Themed Brothel House
If you can’t find a girlfriend on planet Earth, perhaps you have better chances at landing an Alien girl from across the galaxy – if you have the money that is. Want to find the next Jabba the Hutt’s dancing...
100 Historic Events in 10 Minutes [Video]
2011 has come and gone, we’re quickly moving into the 21st century and things are rapidly changing. In the past 25 years of my life very important things have happened. In my own life, I have seen the destruction of the...
Painting in Water is Just as Cool as it Sounds
I can’t paint worth of crap; I can’t even doodle on a piece of paper without it looking like it was drawn by a kinder-gardener. I can hold my own at drawing stick figures, but that’s about as elaborate as I...
The Longest Stair Case in the World
I have enough trouble going up the stairs to my apartment on the second floor, not because of age – because I’m only a quarter of a century old, but because it’s a pain in the rear to carry all of our furniture on...