The Area 51 Sci-FI Themed Brothel House

If you can’t find a girlfriend on planet Earth, perhaps you have better chances at landing an Alien girl from across the galaxy – if you have the money that is. Want to find the next Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave that’s going to make you wish you weren’t human? then you need to visit Area 51.

Nevada, the only state that allows legal prostituion, is about to have a new house. This new place is only going to offer sci-fi theme dancers for it’s visitors. Dennis Hof, the owner of Moonlight Bunny Ranch and television documentary celebrity from HBO’s The Cathouse,  bought a hotel about 90 miles from Las Vegas and is going to turn the hotel into his next business venture: The Alien Cathouse.

This new place is going to feature alien girls from around the galaxy, the entire piece of land is going to turn into an outer space themed tourist destination that will include fun activities for the entire family… because that’s exactly where you want to take your child during their school vacation.

So for all you geeks and nerds out there, start saving up your money, this new place opens up in a month and from the looks of it, it’s not going to be very cheap. Via: Time

Scientists Say We Need to Search the Moon for Alien Traces

Remember when the Moon was kind of a big deal? Since the whole “we need to be the first country on the moon” phase died out, we’ve been locked up our planet.

The video above from Carl Sagan talks about what the space missions were all about. According to him, we really lost “the passion” to go back and search for new things. We didn’t find anything that was of real monetary value, and while we did learn about space, we didn’t find much on the moon – and thus, we never went back.

Professor Paul Davis from Arizona State University and Robert Wagner from Research Technician at the School of Earth & Exploration think the moon has more secrets than we think it does. They published a scientific paper calling for the Search of Alien Artifacts on the Moon.

In their paper they state that while the search for ET has a very low probably of being successful, the mere fact of finding evidence or proof that they exist may re-spark our current search for intelligent life. They argue that while we are doing great advancements on radio technology, we need to be doing more than just looking for radio messages and signals.

Here is what they think happened in the past:

• Alien civilizations may have sent probes to our region of the galaxy.
• Any mission to the solar system would probably have occurred a very long time ago. The lunar environment could preserve artifacts for millions of years.
• Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter provides a photographic database to search for artifacts.
• Searching the LRO database would make an excellent educational project.

They want to start by using photographs from the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter to search for alien structures – machinery, buildings, and artifacts. The paper states that the cost is very low since the LRO has over 300,000 pictures, and even if they don’t find any signs of alien life, they would learn about the moon in the process.

The researchers believe that if there is something on the moon, it would be in perfect condition since the lunar surface has very little activity now days. They believe that if aliens were on the moon, at one time or another, they probably left signs of – we were here. Davis and Wagner believe that we need to look into the lava caves because it is a possibility that the alien explorers may have installed their bases in these caves millions or thousands of years ago.

In my opinion this would be great, and they are right, we just barely realized that there are small moons circling the Earth, I highly doubt we could detect a probe in our solar system.  While we are making great advancements in our radio signal technology, our scientist should focus on other ways to detect or at least find signs of  life in other planets, or in this case our Moon. Via: The Guardian

How to Fix the US Economy With a Faked Alien Invasion

You might not be familiar with who Paul Krugman is, but this guy won a Nobel Prize for developing the New Trade Theory a while back. Mr. Krugman is back, this time he has an better theory to help get the US out of the horrible economy that we are on.

Krugman calls for the US Government to fake a world changing Alien invasion… Here’s the plan according to Krugman:

Think about World War II — that was actually negative social product spending and yet it brought us out… If we discovered that space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive build-up to counter the space alien threat, and inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that, this slump would be over in 18 months. And then if we discovered, “whoops, we made a mistake,” we’d [still] be better… There was a Twilight Zone episode like this, in which scientists fake an alien threat in order to achieve world peace. Well, this time we need it to get some fiscal stimulus.

 Well… there you have it USA, if you need a way out of this hole, just call in the aliens you have locked up in Area 51. Realistically speaking thought, it would be very hard to fake an invasion now days thanks to blogs talking about it left and right and CNN ruining the secret mission… now we all know about it. But, we did fake one back in 1938 when a radio show played the War of the Worlds, that little “radio drama” show caused such a panic that people were actually taking their lives and causing others to hide in anti-alien shelters.

See Krugman geek out in the video below.
ComiscAlliance, via Boing Boing