Businessman buys Texas town, renames it ‘Bikinis’

Guys this one’s for you. Yep. A whole guy centered article featuring most of your favorite things ever in one place: Beers, Bars, Steaks, and Women in Bikinis!

A guy named Doug Guller, who, interestingly, has dubbed himself a “breastaurateur,” and is the owner of the Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill franchise, has recently made the news for his purchase of a Texas ghost town. He made this purchase on Craig’s List and has a whole rebranding scheme for the small town to reflect and expand on his sports bar. No, you did not read that wrong, and yes, we did double check our facts on that one. This guy will indeed essentially be creating a whole town dedicated to bikini clad women.

“Bikinis, TX will be a world class destination and I am thrilled to expand the Bikinis brand to include town ownership,” Guller said in a statement on his website.

Interestingly enough, the town formerly known as Banker-Smith is located just six miles from Luckenbach, another unincorporated community popularized in a 1977 song by Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings. The announcement was made in conjunction with Guller’s declaration that Tuesday was “National Bikinis Day.”

So if your thing is being served burgers and beer by scantily dressed women in bikinis and high heels, then you not only now have the option of tracking down a Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill near you, you can high-tail it to state with all your exes and bask in the awesomeness that is Bikini, Texas.

Bikinis, Texas – Yahoo News