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Free Flexor Weight – The Worst Workout Idea Ever!

If you thought that there could never be anything more horrendous than the shake weight, out of the blue comes The Free Flexor. Which is just a giant cord with two weights on the end. You just shake the balls grunting and sweating your muscles away…

But of course, we humans are to bright to just buy a chord with balls at the end. We MEN are definitely never going to buy anything that requires us to turn any kind of balls into any direction. They have to sell us a pitch some how. They call this new type of workout the “circular strength technology” or CST for short because we love acronyms.

You would think, that could never work, but guess what? It works, because if you look at the video, you can clearly see these guy’s muscles are Crying! heck even their bodies are on fire! I really don’t know how this works but I bet you this thing will sell. The Consumerist made a very good point, it looks like the people that are making these… “work out devices”, are actually just trying to sell us self stimulating training devices… either way, this video is NSFW…