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Radical new birth control for men 100 % effective!

When it came to birth control, women were having all the fun -figuratively speaking- they have different options from, pills, shots, patches, lubes, and some more drastic measures where they “tie” the tubes etc. We men have one of two options, Condoms… or snipping away at our family jewels.

However, scientist in India have managed to develop an injection for men that has so far proven to be 100% effective, best of all, it can be reversed with another injection with no side effects what so ever! This is great considering what women have to give up when it comes to birth control. Some of the side effects are weight gain and loss, hormone imbalances, and frail bones. And some women have low fertility levels, but in order to be responsible they take the shot further lowering their fertility levels, this is both physically draining and emotionally draining for the women. Thankfully, we are here to save the day once again…

The Injection is called RISUG, or “reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance” before we go into telling you how effective the injection is, and how it all works, lets get into the gruesome details of “getting” the injection. The first thing you need to do is go to your doctor in India, sign up to get the injection and once you are in the office the doctor will “prep” the area and stick a needle into your scrotum, two times… one in each of the family jewels. The procedure will take about 15 minutes or so.

Why would you want to deal with something like that? well, because the good thing about the procedure is that regardless of how many studies they do, the procedure is 100% effective for up to 10 years, it’s reversible with another 2 injections, and above all, it’s 100% safe with no side effects, minus the stinging for 15 minutes.

So now that we got that out of the way, here is how it works. A non toxic, positively charged polymer gets injected into the tube that your sperm pass through on their way from the testicles to the … female area… the polymer doesn’t block the tube, it just shocks the sperm to death. The sperm have a negative charge, while the polymer has a positive charge so they pretty much cancel each other out,  and I’m not talking about just a few of them, the polymer kills EVERY single one of them, effectively delivering blanks.

The only problem the shot has now, is that no one want’s to create it, the main reason is that the Drug companies won’t be making any money from RISUG. It’s practically a one shot deal, the Injection lasts 10 years so. The drug companies would make a large sum of money every 10 years… and by large I mean a few dollars per injection since the polymer is very cheap to make, the needle probably costs more than the shot it self. The more profitable choice for the Drug companies is Male Hormonal Birth Control, which translates into millions of dollars since we would have to take a pill, or a shot every single month.

But thanks to Bill Gates and a 100k donation from the Gates Foundation, we might get RISUG approved here in the US. The company in charge of trying to bring it here is Parsemus, and they are trying to see if RISUG can work on women, too.

While that’s all taking place here in the US, india is about to go into Stage III, it’s practically the last step before RISUG can get the Green light to be used by anyone in India, so if you want to get the shot, that’s your best bet right now.

This is a great advancement in Medicine, Its a great way to control population in over populated areas, or even giving it to adolescents, there would be less abortions, and less accidental pregnancies. Man, it looks like that one show 16 and pregnant might get knocked off the air finally – Thank you RISUG!

Via: Dvice